Police: Florida man threatens to destroy everyone with army of turtles.
This man is no saint.
A Florida man had to be arrested seven times in one weekend for disturbing the peace at three different stores, and threatening to destroy everyone with his turtle army!
The police were called on Saturday after he threatened a Starbucks employee by yelling obscenities and calling himself a saint.
He then proceeded to threaten all of Miami Beach with an army of turtles that would “destroy” them within sixty minutes if they didn’t evacuate immediately – talking about taking it too far!
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