Florida Man Arrested for DUI Says He Smoked P*t to Prepare for Jesus to Return.
Jesus might be returning!
A man in Vero Beach who thought he was 140 miles away in Tampa told a deputy that Jesus is coming back and so, like any good Christian should do before the Rapture (or something), he smoked THC to get himself ready.
An arrest affidavit states that Guillen handed over a vape pen containing liquid THC when asked for his license after being pulled over on suspicion of d***k driving — with blood alcohol content at 0.211 and 0.219, more than double the legal limit.
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