Florida Man, 62, Strips, Performs “Strange Dance” At McDonald’s. Then Tries To Impregnate A Railing.
“Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner!”
A 62-year old Florida man stripped off his clothes in an unsuspecting McDonald’s.
As customers enjoyed their Big Macs, he starts doing this strange dance before apparently trying to make love with one of the railings!
Morgan, the lanky man who danced near the McDonald’s front door is not always a gentleman.
He has been arrested for battery; disturbing peace with loud noise and disorderly conduct; trespassing on private property carrying an open container of alcohol which can be illegal in certain states (e.g., Ohio) and he was found d***k at least once or twice too!
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