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Florida man arrested after slapping girlfriend with cheeseburger.

“Kyle Jones” may sound like a made up name, but this Florida man was arrested after his live-in girlfriend called authorities.

The woman alleged that she woke up to her boyfriend slapping her in the face with a cheeseburger before pulling her hair and kicking down the stairs.

According to an arrest report, when deputies arrived they found plenty of remnants from said cheeseburger on the victim’s person too.

It sounds like it wasn’t just one slap either because according to reports their relationship lasted for two months!

We would not recommend getting into any sort of altercation with someone over food…especially if you’re going to be slapped in the face at some point during your day.

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