Florida man reportedly tells cops he thought playing basketball n***d would ‘enhance his skill level’.
Playing basketball n***d is not the best way to improve your skills.
The Longwood Police Department has arrested Jordan Anderson, a 29-year-old Florida resident who was allegedly caught shooting hoops in the n**e at an Orlando area park on Sunday morning.
“Jordan stated he was working on his basketball skills and he feels playing n***d enhances his skill level,” reads a Longwood Police Department arrest report
According to authorities, two officers from their department responded around 7:30 am when they were contacted by some concerned citizens reporting that there was someone outside of Lake Mary Jane Park nearby with no clothes on.
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