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Florida Man Swallows 20 Rocks Of C***k, Leads Cops On Chase From Miami To Upper Keys.

A 50-year-old Lake Worth resident, Mark Edward Welch was involved in an accident and attempted escape towards North Key Largo where he admitted that 20 rocks of c***k were stuck in his throat while being pursued by officers.

He had been smoking since early morning and told police there are still more hidden somewhere inside him as well which has proved stifling when it came time for coughing up any evidence left before heading off to hospital treatment at Tavernier Bay Hospital soon after arrest.

Mark Edward Welch led several officers and deputies on a wild chase from Miami to the Upper Keys.

The Florida City Police Department shared that Mark, 50-year old man who resides in Lake Worth launched into a hit and run crash then attempted escape towards the keys.

During his time of fleeing he admitted ingesting 20 rocks of c***k while high during said pursuit with authorities, some still stuck in throat making it difficult for him to cough them up; thus leading officials straight back over to Tavernier emergency hospital where they finally caught their breath after this whirlwind adventure!


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